Remote Control Beer Pager
December 30, 2008 by Cyndi

I can really only think of one situation in which you would need a Remote Control Beer Pager, and then you probably don’t really need to find that beer, do you?
Never lose your suds again! The Beer Pager is the perfect gift for that forgetful someone who always misplaces their drink. Just drop your favorite beverage into the Beer Pager the next time you’re at a crowded party. If you go to the bathroom or start talking to a hottie and forget where you placed your beer, just click the remote control button. The Beer Pager will proudly belch and flash colorful lights so you can easily find your drink!
Image: DrinkingStuff.com



I can’t even think of one situation where this would be useful – unless you’re looking to get beaten up, then I suppose it might be a useful item!
Well, like I said Scott, if you *really* need one of these things, perhaps you’ve had all the beer you need for the evening already
It’s hard to imagine abusing beer that way: so many beers, so little time. Folks, click on Scott’s link and see his review of many fine brews!
Hey Cyndi, thanks for the shout out! That’s what I thought too, which actually makes the product more of a gag thing to use for laughs than for any practical reason. I can’t see too many of them showing up in bars! Happy ‘09!
Happy new year to you too